I was half-expecting ("Half-expecting"? Is that like "a little bit pregnant"?) "N is for New Year," but I guess there aren't a lot of jokes about Rosh Hashana.
Anyway, Shana Tovah to (counting the leader, listed followers, and other frequent commenters whom I know) Jerry, Risa, Kate, Alex, Janet, Eric, Harvey, Josh, Ellen, and Steve; half of Paul, Jon, and Dave; and one-fourth of Julia.
(Any other jokes of *that* sort will presumably come under "R is for Religion.")
Are you all familiar with the chapter in Ethel Merman's autobiography about her husband (for 32 days)Ernest Borgnine? It shares some similarity with the subject (and is funny!)
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ReplyDeleteI was half-expecting ("Half-expecting"? Is that like "a little bit pregnant"?) "N is for New Year," but I guess there aren't a lot of jokes about Rosh Hashana.
ReplyDeleteAnyway, Shana Tovah to (counting the leader, listed followers, and other frequent commenters whom I know) Jerry, Risa, Kate, Alex, Janet, Eric, Harvey, Josh, Ellen, and Steve; half of Paul, Jon, and Dave; and one-fourth of Julia.
(Any other jokes of *that* sort will presumably come under "R is for Religion.")
Oh, and Dane's wife and half (each) of his kids, if it's *that* Dane.
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Are you all familiar with the chapter in Ethel Merman's autobiography about her husband (for 32 days)Ernest Borgnine? It shares some similarity with the subject (and is funny!)
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It's time to start thinking of jokes for "R as in Repent".
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Shucks, folks, I'm speechless...
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